Wall Street Applauds Powell’s Interest Rate Plan 
Federal Reserve Announcement Today: Let’s Keep The Party Going Mofos!! Federal Reserve Announcement Today: Let’s Keep The Party Going Mofos!!
In a shocking twist of events, Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell did went against everything the market was expecting, threw up 2 middle fingers and said, “Let’s keep the party going mofo’s!!”
“It’s not like you can suddenly take all the crack away from the junky you’ve created,” Powell continued, “sometimes you’ve just gotta hang in there and hope the problems go away on their own. After all, going cutting off the supply and trying to go cold turkey gets pretty messy for everyone involved.”