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Federal Reserve Announcement Today: Let’s Keep The Party Going Mofos!!

In a shocking twist of events, Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell did went against everything the market was expecting, threw up 2 middle fingers and said, “Let’s keep the party going mofo’s!!”

“It’s not like you can suddenly take all the crack away from the junky you’ve created,” Powell continued, “sometimes you’ve just gotta hang in there and hope the problems go away on their own. After all, going cutting off the supply and trying to go cold turkey gets pretty messy for everyone involved.”

Historically “Heavy Handed Fed” May Tank The Stock Market – Here’s How…

With the Federal Reserve prepared to begin raising interest rates from near-zero levels, investors should brace themselves for a bumpy ride this year.

The ones who will be hardest hit are those who have been passively investing their money without any form of active management or insight beyond putting their money blindly in a fund.

Here’s how it has historically played out…